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| Here I am asking an editor if he left a 0 or two off the contract. |
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| This is me reading a query from a complete imbecile. |
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| Thinking about Bermuda while one of my clients drones on about whatever | . |
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| Me at a convention checking in with my hairdresser, Mitch. |
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| Don't you hate when photographers get right in your face? |
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| My staff: Chelsea, my unpaid intern, and Gollum, my secretary. |
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| I can never find a pencil when I need one. |
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| Looks like someone put me on hold again. |
